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Silver Scooter Coffee Co. T-Shirt - Black "Life Is Too Short"
Make a statement with your coffee and your style. This Gildan black tee proudly showcases our motto — “Life is too short to drink bad coffee” — on the front, with our Silver Scooter Coffee Co. logo on the back. A comfortable, classic fit designed for coffee runs, café hangs, or any day you want to wear your caffeine pride.
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Fit & Feel: Classic unisex fit with a relaxed cut. Soft cotton fabric that’s lightweight yet durable.
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Material: 100% cotton (Gildan heavy cotton). Pre-shrunk to reduce shrinkage.
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Style Notes: Minimalist design with bold lettering makes it a great everyday staple. Looks sharp on its own or layered.
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Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low. Avoid bleach. Do not iron directly on the design.
Pickup available at 610 Darlington Clarke Townline
Usually ready in 24 hours
SIZING GUIDE
Silver Scooter Coffee Co. Merch Sizing Guide
All items in our merch line are unisex and fit true to size. For the best fit, we recommend choosing the size you typically wear in standard unisex apparel.
If you prefer a more relaxed fit, consider sizing up. If you like a slimmer fit, sizing down may work for you.
For reference:
- Unisex Sizing = Standard men's fit (women may prefer sizing down for a more fitted look).
- Fabric & Fit = Soft, pre-shrunk materials with a comfortable, everyday fit.
Product information
Returns & Exchanges
At Silver Scooter Coffee Co., we want you to love your coffee and equipment. If you’re not completely satisfied with your purchase, we’re here to help!
Returns
We accept returns on unopened items within 30 days of purchase. To be eligible for a return:
- The item must be unused, in its original packaging, and in resalable condition.
- Proof of purchase (receipt or order confirmation) is required.
- Return shipping costs are the customer’s responsibility unless the return is due to our error.
Once we receive and inspect the returned item, we’ll process a refund to the original payment method. Shipping fees are non-refundable.
Exchanges & Defective Items
If you receive a damaged or defective item, please contact us within 7 days of delivery with photos of the issue. We’ll work with you to arrange a replacement or refund.
For used or opened products, issues must be addressed through the manufacturer’s warranty. Many of the coffee machines and accessories we carry include manufacturer warranties, and we’re happy to assist in guiding you through the process.
How to Start a Return
- Email us at info@silverscootercoffee.com with your order number and reason for return.
- We’ll provide instructions on where to send your item.
- Once received and inspected, we’ll process your refund or exchange.
If you have any questions about returns, exchanges, or warranties, don’t hesitate to reach out—we’re happy to help!
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