Paranoid Collective
Silver Scooter Coffee Co. Pullover Hoodie - Black
Stay warm, stay bold, and never settle for a weak brew. This black Gildan hoodie is all about making a statement—featuring the Silver Scooter Coffee Co. branding on the front and our unapologetic mantra “Life is too short to drink bad coffee” splashed across the back in striking pink ink. Cozy, durable, and caffeine-approved, this is the ultimate hoodie for coffee lovers who refuse to compromise.
- Material: Heavyweight cotton/poly blend for ultimate comfort
- Fit: Classic unisex fit—perfect for layering
- Print: Bold pink ink that stands out (just like your coffee game)
- Colour: Black, because caffeine and attitude go hand in hand
- Care: Machine washable—because spills are part of the grind
Drink better coffee. Wear better hoodies.
Pickup available at 610 Darlington Clarke Townline
Usually ready in 24 hours
SIZING GUIDE
Silver Scooter Coffee Co. Merch Sizing Guide
All items in our merch line are unisex and fit true to size. For the best fit, we recommend choosing the size you typically wear in standard unisex apparel.
If you prefer a more relaxed fit, consider sizing up. If you like a slimmer fit, sizing down may work for you.
For reference:
- Unisex Sizing = Standard men's fit (women may prefer sizing down for a more fitted look).
- Fabric & Fit = Soft, pre-shrunk materials with a comfortable, everyday fit.
Product information
Returns & Exchanges
At Silver Scooter Coffee Co., we want you to love your coffee and equipment. If you’re not completely satisfied with your purchase, we’re here to help!
Returns
We accept returns on unopened items within 30 days of purchase. To be eligible for a return:
- The item must be unused, in its original packaging, and in resalable condition.
- Proof of purchase (receipt or order confirmation) is required.
- Return shipping costs are the customer’s responsibility unless the return is due to our error.
Once we receive and inspect the returned item, we’ll process a refund to the original payment method. Shipping fees are non-refundable.
Exchanges & Defective Items
If you receive a damaged or defective item, please contact us within 7 days of delivery with photos of the issue. We’ll work with you to arrange a replacement or refund.
For used or opened products, issues must be addressed through the manufacturer’s warranty. Many of the coffee machines and accessories we carry include manufacturer warranties, and we’re happy to assist in guiding you through the process.
How to Start a Return
- Email us at info@silverscootercoffee.com with your order number and reason for return.
- We’ll provide instructions on where to send your item.
- Once received and inspected, we’ll process your refund or exchange.
If you have any questions about returns, exchanges, or warranties, don’t hesitate to reach out—we’re happy to help!
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